“you’ll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:
was this even a real movie
The best movie
ugh i wish boys would text me cute things
i’ll text you cute things
not you
when ur family makes fun of u for liking something but then u try to explain why u like it and they dont listen
drawing eyebrows and making them symmetrical the struggle of the ages
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”Fatality
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“Hey Cas did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?” Dean snickers, and then bites down into his burger.
Sam rolls his eyes. “Dean, seriously?”
“What, it lightens the mood, man.”
Cas raised one brow before leaning forward. “How about you?”
Dean looks back at him in mid-chew.
“Did it hurt when you clawed your way out from hell?”
Sam jumps from his seat, a fist in the air.
Title card for Season 9 plays.
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DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT??
WHY ARE YOU SO PRETTY KAYLA.
STOP
monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
There is a Mark Pellegrino gif for fucking everything.
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
does any1 remember the replacements
i do
wait
how did they have ginger children
jfc thEY
- ARE
ADOPTED
they replaced their original parents did you even watch the show
That’s why it’s called The Replacements.
