May 2012
drunkdarthplagueis:
Just click play.
tyleroakley:
It’s official: this is my new go-to...
Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
Meeting 1D
How I wish it went:
Me: Hi guys can you sign this
Liam: Oh my god yo- you're absolutely stunning oh my gosh let me call Danielle right now and break up with her so I can have you!
Niall: Jesus Christ, are you an angel from heaven? You're the most beautiful thing, here- I want you to come back to the hotel later *gives hotel key*
Harry: Look at this beautiful creature! Oh my! You're perfect, literally I would KILL to have you all to myself. Here's my number *gives number*
Louis: Have mercy on your soul, you are the most gorgeous thing I have ever laid eyes on, please be mine! I'll leave Eleanor and everything for you!
Zayn: DAMN holy crap look at you! Paul! Please escort everyone out of here so we can spend time with this wonderful sexy being!
How it would really go:
Me: Hi guys can you sign this
Liam: What the hell is this? Oh my god, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Niall: *Throws up in corner*
Harry: PAUL! QUICK QUICK WE HAVE BIGFOOT ON THE LOOSE!
Louis: Dear god I've gone blind!
Zayn: omg is that shrek
kanyewestvirginia:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
Damnnit sorry guys
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
French people having "Post-It Wars" with workers...
leetakeuchi:
